hello. my name is buddha, and i am 29 points melancholy. i love chocolate ice cream, and was recently proposed to by an australian. one time, one of my co-workers at john newcombe's tennis ranch, made me cry thirteen times.
oh wait. this isn't buddha. this is emily. messing with the buddhinator's blog.
currently, i reside in austin texas, where i am a badass tennis professional. i drive the buddhamobile...please ask me about how i was dubbed 'the buddinator' by eighty screaming women.